I was by myself for a pretty long time. I needed to do that. I think everyone...– (via electric-lily)
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waffleswivel: 1. Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl. 2. Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club ….. and get shot down on purpose. 3. Agree that you two don’t work, locking the door on any future you can have together, which will…
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You think that we don’t love each other? You know, I have loved this girl for nineteen years, Ben. That is fully half my life. I know everything there is to know about her. I know the mood she’s in when she wakes up in the morning - always happy, ready for the day. Can you imagine? I know that she is honest; she won’t even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room, or...
Robin: It is not your job to cheer me up.
Ted: Yes it is, cheering you up is my job.
Robin: Well then, you’re fired.
Ted: You can’t fire me, I’m union, bitch.